Being Anti Establishment and New Age is so chic eh?

Just because it's cool, doesn't mean you are.

Everyone wants to be anti-whatever thesedays, much to my chagrin of course. Why? Because it's counter culture. Because it's stylish. Because they're bloody blog whores. Because they think freedom is everything. Because they're idealistic. Because Because Because, but the problem is here that none add up to actually sane reasons for opposition, none actually take into context opposing views and the merit of some arguements
, none actually do it the spirit of noble and ignoble ideals rather people just want to cover their big hairy asses. Yup, that's about it at the end of the day, people oppose because they are selfish, rather than oppose because they seek general betterment. A bloody Irony isn't it?

Not to poke at any examples, but i see anti establishment supporters to be just as dumb as the other side, it just doesn't make any bloody sense, especially when put in a Malaysian context. Seriously, people are just too stupid and want totality in everything which in the end adds up to essentially nothing. Why do you ask that is wrong to oppose from discomfort? Because essential it means only when we do feel the pinch should we act, instead of when ideals are infringed upon. Malaysians also do not understand the meaning of "balanced view", basically it's us or them, 1 or 0, heaven or hell and so on. Choices choices, he're a philosophical tip, unless you stand to universally gain from a viewpoint or choice, don't choose, and keep balanced.

Questions Question, let's look at AE (anti establisment for short) kids, seriously, they're just as dumb, they spout one liners, can't reason worth crap, make assumptions a mile long and babble slightly better than the folks that support the establishment. It is my belief that when you motivation is whack, expect to get a product along the same lines. People these days just don't understand the idea of opposition, the idea of not keeping the enemy in line just for power play, but as a concept that vitalizes and enhances one's self in the pursuit of opposition. Today, it's all about saying the opposite without any meaning or virtue, and thus such is the bane we carry.

Thus i think kids with blogs and think meaningless concepts with they have no understanding of, or generally dumb down to something like "fuel hikes are baaaaaad", "censorship not good!", "sueing bloggers is evil" are just big blubbering assholes.

Yes, i don't think your political blog is worth a shit and you sure as hell can't write.



New Age Thinking is flawed

I hate people that spout New Age and Open thinking. It's a fact that nearly all of them are morons.

I always wanted to talk about this after reading some material from Jacques Derrida. Why do people see Bad as the opposite and not so good/moral consequence of actions rather than seeing bad as merely a lack of good in it's place? I've seen tons of people speaking like mystics, new age gurus and enlightened ones, but the point of failure is so easily pointed out! They still hold on to beliefs engrained in our very speech itself! It's so much bullshit i can't help but laugh sometimes. No matter how "New age" the person is, i still find them chained to traditional dictums, immorality is bad, impotence is bad, impure is bad, it's all bad, and it all rings hollow when "New age" crap is just the same old ideals we've had all along wrapped up into a different serving of bullshit.

Where have i heard it before? Every time i hear somebody speak in some zen like methaphor it makes me feel like slapping them because they can't be direct to the point and must fall back to such weasle words to make themselves less accoutable and more mystic. And when confronted with this obvious lack of coherency, they just fall back to the ;

1. You don't understand me enough on a higher level
2. You're just seeing it for face value (cue Freud's Cigar quote as counter)
3. I'm putting it in multilayered methaphor which you can't seem to unravel
4. I'm privvy to knowledge you aren't
5. I can feel it

For Fuck Sake. What is wrong with people? If i needed the people that i talked to, to be cryptic, i would have talked to a bunch of Linguistic Stenographers Goddamnit. In the defence of clear and concise English i think people who do this are plain and simple retards who want to act smart, but aren't. Yeah, isn't that a blow to the ego. Really, why sound more complex than you are anyways, since when did complexity ever add depth to anything? At the end of the day, all that bullshit about being a multifaceted, deep and philosophical person is all crap, heck most arses who are like this can't even name the facets of their beliefs, let alone defend it or explain it.

In conclusion i think most "deep" people are shallow, most of all i just think they're big shitkickers. See, i'm not even deep and i can make a point, in plain English at that. Hells i'm awesome.

The Paradox of Rich and Poor. Part 1.

This is one fucked up world i guess, everyday i swear i see a new Paradox pop out and say "Har Har, Irony bitches! Live with it" Funny isn't it how it nearly always falls into the category of "Inanely Ironic" or "Ironically Inane" eh? Life O Life, although it's one of the oldest tricks in the book, I personally swear it's one of the funniest, really!

Ok, what new question for life do i have today? Wait, I jotted it down somewhere, lemme find it. Got it.

Anyways, why the butt do poor people complain to the government that they need money to feed their 10 kids when rich folks only have 2 for crap sake?!

When taking things into a logical and rational manner, we'll have to consult the simple yet easy to use Directly scaling chart (lent my tablet to my sis, so fancy graphics for the next post only). This stupid chart tells me that the more money you have, the more children you can effectively support. So why do people from the lower income brackets have more damned kids when they can't support them? It's just so simple even layman could figure that out.

Here's an example of my family:

My old man : Got nice house and good lifestyle lah, I can afford to crash cars so he probably has the moolah to pay for it. Kids : 3 (I still don't mind people sending me money, paypal can oso leh hehehe)

My Uncle : Dato IIRC, Politician, but who the feck really cares. Kids : 4

My Aunt : Husband is a High Ranker at Tractors Malaysia, upper middle class. Kids : 2

My Other Aunt : Huband works at TNB as a generator and chief plant engineer. Kids : 4

Cousin : Director of a company, Kids : 2

For non family examples, here are some.

Neighbour : Real Bigshot tycoon. kids : 2

Mom's pal : Husband is a lecturer and has his own architectural firm. Kids : 3 (2 from last marriage, one each)


Observation : The damn number never crosses 4. It's bloody obvious.

Now lets go to the other side of things

Aunt : Lives in squatter house, husband is a bum, sells kuih. Kids : 6 IIRC

Relative : Has a teh tarik stall, can't afford milk powder. Kids : 4

My Grandfather1 : Clerk for the Smelting Company in Penang. Kids : 7

My Grandfather2 : Foreman at the tin dredging thinggy. Kids : 11

Observation : Frankly speaking i can't figure out how any of my folks got a tertiary education, and my unluckier uncles and aunts aren't exactly doing very well, but atleast some of them caught on with the abstinence game.

Anyways, back to the discussion. So it becomes a sick and sordid point that poor people are breeding more and more kids than educated well to do folks? Isn't it supposed to be the other way around whereby if you got the cash, you breed more of the little monsters as a service to society? Hey, i have nothing againts people from the lower income bracket, heck my folks came from there. But i'm just raising the question on why don't i have more brothers and sisters to bully, erm, i mean love and stuff? Aren't more well to do people obligated to have more offspring and fill out nation will educated, learned and somewhat elistist punk ass kids so that we as a nation can develop further ahead? But let me state that Poor AND educated is fine though and my grandparents were educated to a good extent because atleast they possessed the coginitive abilities to understand complex issues surrounding society.

And heck, i'm sure we're all tired of politically ignorant rednecks dumbasses using the power of democracy to kick our asses just because there are more of them then us? Yeah? Hells yeah. Most of these people are like giant suckers just waiting to kiss the ass of whoever promises or lies to them the most without knowing the more indepth issues of governence and such, blablabla. The point is, dumb and poor people are oppressing us because they outnumber us. Yes, i'm rich rightist arrogant prick, well you can't blame me for that.

And i've always hated the fact that people start to come up on all those shows on TV and start asking for donations and say that they have 10 kids and such. God! What's up with that, don't tell it would be prudent for you as a paddy farmer to have 10 bajillion children right?! Especially if you can't guarantee that they would atleast attain a level that is higher or equal to your own?

Now another great big butt huge question is, what the hell do we do with all that money? People have always said that you only need so many kids in your house because they're essentially liabilities and not assets for the upper and medium class. No. Absolutely not, doesn't mean you more kids, thus more total liabilities right? Har. Like those Aliens in Startrek say, Exploitation starts at Home! Why in God's name would you waste a million bucks on a sports card when you probably can clothe feed and educate 4 kids to college level?

Come to think of it, here are a few handy tips to get rid of that awful mindset.
- If you have 8 kids, why the heck would you need maids for? Slapping them around works, so do it you pussies.

- Sports cars are out of style, children carrying Pallisades with you sitting in it. Pure luxury. Plus your kids are probably overweight like me and could use the exercise anyways, plus you save on future medical bills. Sweet.

- Feel Happy in the fact that you are indeed contributing to your nation in the best way possible, and using massed educated firepower to kick the asses of groups you don't like. Which is good, no more dumbasses in politics.

- A morbidly obese society. Fat people aren't confrontational, that's a fact bitches. And this only happens if you don't force your kids to literally carry you around.

- Feel safe in the fact, that society is guarded by a competent and educated workforce. Atleast if they're corrupt, they'll cover it up so well at the end of the day, we all still make more money!


Conclusion : Don't let poor dumb people push you around, fuck more, literally! Stupid rich folks are all selfish, even when it comes to sperm and eggs, and heck that's generally free. But the general lesson of this rant is, why breed more catfish, when you can breed the same amount of tastier Salmon.

Go ahead and flame me, I win.

Old People = Hypocrites

You know i've just come to realize that old people, especially our folks are mostly a hypocritical bunch especially when it comes to advice in they give us. Hey it doesn't apply to some of us, but i guess most of us have gone through it at one time or another. Well, not bashing the folks but it does seem ironic come to think of it. Well, so let's start and see how this starts.

Ma : I don't condone all this dating nonesense at such a young age, who knows, you might do some thing stupid and get yourself into trouble plus put yourself in a position whereby it's not good for you or the family.

Fact : Ma met Pa after she finished her STPM, and dated and cohabitated with him for a few years before getting married. And heck my old man was around 7 years older. Yeap only thing this teaches me is to start early and look for gullible school girls.

Pa : Don't go into dangerous places, when you drive, drive slow, if you get into an accident, then you'll regret for life once you're paralyzed or something. With your driving, it's like suicide! How can i give you a car when you drive like that! It's like digging your grave for you.

Fact : Pa drives with no safety belt on, which tests indicate reduces accident mortality rate by 50 percent for basic triangular ones and even more for self tightening designs. He still drives while SMSing and uses the handphone which obviously lowers the attention you pay on the road. Last if not least, car maintainence is an alien concept to the man. Heck he never signals when he turns and parks where he things it's the easiest.

Ma : Lawyer. Supposedly the scum of the earth and all that's holy, Enemy to all man, opportunistic cheat and glorified secretary. Supposed to find ways nobody knew imaginable to wring every last dollar and cent out of a poor sod taking everything from him down to the clothes on his back

Fact : Pa's ex-lawyer who double timed him is requesting 300k for his services, BUT here's the catch, there's no agreement on paper or ink! Wow whee, i just tell my mom, we aren't endemoured to pay him a cent under the law, actually via a few loans that he took from the company, he has to pay us. Ma declines, saying if we owe people money, we pay back. This isn't lawyer-ish! Bah, 3 years at law school not including A levels wasted. I say law schools include this subject in their classes "Crushing Moral Obligations"

Pa : People owe him tons of money, i don't even know why he lends it to people in the first place when he can spend it on himself and get us a new pool, cat, doormat or giant garden gnome. Seriously, who knows? And when we talk to him about consolidating that debt, he's tell us stuff that he'll whack the person for the money owed and such. He'll also say that he knows the dirtwipe has the cash to pay back but can't be bothered.

Fact : I went with him to one of his runs, the guy belanja him minum, they went about a civil discussion whereby the man explained his situation and could only offer 10 percent due to some factors, my father accepted it and said he could pay it when he had the money, they had a few laughs and he went off. Goddammit, the man owes you cash, break his damned legs and threaten to set his showroom or office alight! Damn i knew bringing the baton and a bottle of gasoline was a waste of time. 

Ma : She always brought me up with bleak ideals that we shouldn't waste money because the world is bad place, we should always take care of our own lot first, there ain't no such thing as a free lunch, we have to work for what we want and be twice as better as the next guy to get money.

Fact : She gives money to poor people and orphans. Hey, it's a good and noble cause, but then again why do i have to bear the brunt of it? And if poor people have arms and legs why can't they get their asses off the ground and find a job? She says it's seed money to give them a hand so they can walk, i say when people are given the choice of work or die, they seem more motivated.


Ahh, well, they are hypocrites, yeah, in some strange sense in a good way, and i guess in the end, it's not a matter hypocricy on priciples and such, but a measure of flexibility, and doing what you feel is correct at the end of the day. Well to each his own i guess, but i still say lawyers should be ruthless and when you consolidate debts, prepare to break legs LOL.

Musings

Days come and go i guess, but it's the amount of meaning we derive from each and everyone of them. As they fade away slowly, whether we finally unravel and fathom the true value of days gone is generally a hit or miss affair, but you know there are special days within your life where you actually see that big clock up in heaven move to the front one notch, one of those days where you remind yourself of your own mortality, one of those days where you remind yourself that you should be appreciating things taken for granted, one of those days where no matter what you pray to, you just thank God it came along.

So i guess it's a happy birthday to me.

No, i'm not the kind that celebrates anything really, and to tell anyone the truth, the folks aren't doing as well as they could, which granted, sucks in it's own manner, but is good in it's own. Yes, i'm not that big of a materialist lol. Well, to add to that, i have this sore throat and splitting head ache. A disgusting array of cirumstances but hey it ain't all bad, i feel so crappy i can't even get up and go to college, ahahahhaahaha, i get to *cough..wheeze...pthui* skip classes. Ouch, although i wish i was well enough to enjoy "my holiday".

Like i said before, times like these you're reminded of a few things in life, well decided to do something different this year.

1) A lesson in value

It's all fine and dandy if you get crap for your birthday, but upon looking at my current financial status, i realized, some people have it worse. Might as well give a shit on this most eye opening of days. So feeling like the usual ass i am, i decided to give stuff instead of getting it. Sent a brand new ADSL modem to my cousins, 2 monitors for charity, paid for my brother's haircut and sent a gift to a good friend, planning to send out more packages, so if you do find youself needing something i might have, do drop me a mail, i'm feeling charitable these 24 hours out of a year.

If you asked me before this year what birthdays are for, i'd simply answer, capitalizing on the kindness of others, well, i haven't changed, not by a long shot, but at least side by side with that coniving capitalistic instinct is the ability fathom the true value of gifts. I don't get many things for my birthday, heck it's the only one i got this year, but it isn't the monetary value, not this time, call me a sucker for good intentions and love, but this is a gift i truly value. All my thanks go to that special friend out there.

Here are a few pics i'd like to share of that one gift.


Choccies?! AWESOME! Who cares about the sore throat! I hope she packed in the ones with caramel and coconut.


Not chocolates, but fuck it's even better. John Williams and Itzhak Perlman FTW!!!!ONEONE1111!!


Yes, my new Mercedes. It goes 0-100 in .02 imaginary seconds, trying to beat it's imaginary output of 1000 jiggawatts is futile, go home and cry.


My car too fast LOL.

BESTEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVAR. (Although my Canon DSLR ranks up a close no2)

My Heartfelt thanks to teh that good friend. Just know that i really appreciate it. It doesn't seem much in monetary value, but i love it all the same.

Well, IIRC i did get one item of birthday food, Nasi Goreng Kampung, with Fried Fish, well, it isn't steak, but atleast pops remembered lol, and that in it's own way is a gift in itself. And hey, it was tasty.

Well what can i say, i would have loved that SL550AMG Kompressor i asked for but this is just as good in my view. Yeah, i'm becoming a sucker for sentiments of the heart, but we all have to lighten up sometime. So what better time than now, to learn that true value comes from the amount of effort, love and care we put into things. And for once, that "It comes from the heart" rubbish really gets me.

Not Bad God, not bad. Truly you are a comedian of the highest caliber, especially with irony, heck your jokes get better day by day, and for once, this is joke i very much welcome.

I WIN!

I would like to declare in this post that i win. Literally

Because ;

A. I RULE.
B. I extorted Pizza from Love.
C. She has admitted defeat and sent me multiple internets or waha dollars.
D. She will dedicate blog post to me.

A. Because i Rule. Love has surrendered, with his Document as proof.




Pretty self explanatory, i sure you can fathom it.

B. Let's begin with, i liek my surrender to be done with a full belly and pepperoni. Thus my demands for pizza were met by my arch enemy. MWHAHAHAHHAHA. It's not a matter of principle, but humiliation! Defeat demands that you feed thine enemy. HAHAHAHHAHA, i feel so evil.

1. The Victim's offering has arrived. I Inspect the general condition of the box, i don't accept damaged goods.




2. The Box is opened and the aroma of Cheese fills my nostrils. Victory is indeed delicious.




3. Alas poor Pizza, i knew it well.




C. Love was out of internets so i chose the second best method of payment, Wahadollars.





D. As of now unfortunate she seems stubborn about dedicating a post to my greatness, so i declare it a temporary impasse of sort. Although i have faith that this will be sorted out in the near future, since everyone knows how awesome and great i am, and remember, a winnar is NOT you, it is me LOL.



End of Post
Regards

Empire23 (i own Joo)

Owh noes, Realism

Realism, great philosophy, both questions and answers pack in one great easy to use package (Comes in Tetrapack where available). So big question, what is realism and really what's the big deal about it? Why is it so important that it actually warrants an article cum post at a shitty blog nobody reads? Hells if i know.

Point : Nobody likes realism.

The first thing that comes out of peoples mouthes when stoical thought, logic, realism and universal truth is mentioned, it's a human concept. This especially holds true for god fearing people. Not to insult the faithful out there, ok, yeah, i am insulting you (yep, that was a mundane statement). So, really what's the problem with realism? Ermm, seriously i don't know. People just come up with some emo excuse after another to deny it, if it works it work, no point in denying it, because it just becomes stupid after a certain exent of pointlessness. Not to say anything, but the Earth is NOT 6000 years old, there were no Trexs on Noah's ark and God does not screw up radiocarbon datings not matter how much some people like to think about it.

Point : Most absolutes are false, realism gives way to this.

Ever come by a person and he says, Truth be the only absolutely acceptable answer? Geez. Imagine, you're a missile silo commander, a terrorist asks for the code and you must answer, if he enters the wrong code, the missile locks down and we are teh saved, if not, you can kiss that Mak Cik's nasi lemak you enjoy on the way to work so long and good bye. So how does realism handle absolutes? Via other sub categories or philosophies, like Pragmatism and Ultra Rationalism. Gewd stuff i tells you. The only truth is a universal truth, unfortunately, the precursor is that everything you pass into it, comes out the way it's supposed to be. Truth be told, human absolutes don't stand a chance, it's like covering yourself with aluminium foil and going againts a .50 cal.

Point : Everything happens for a reason, and it's comprehedable.

For example, X rapes Y, there is a reason behind it, because he's horny or (insert plausible reason). Nothing except statistical probability with a physical variable staying the same can you stopeth me. It's not like i need permission from an Omnipotent superbeing to do bla bla bla, i think that's the point of free will to a good extent. Really, i've seen people praising God because they can do this and that, maybe i should be thanking God for all the bad things he allowed me to do as well eh? See, realism at work. For every effect there is a cause, no point it see it any other way, it's not like God sits up there and everytime you plan an action, he rolls a 36 sided dice, and if you win, God screams "HAX!". Ever wonder why if God loved us so much he'd let Satan run amok? Uhuh, realization. It's a free and realistic world, i suggest some people actually use it instead of coming up with sorry excuses instead of reason to jutify things happening. Owh yeah, the Tsunami was God's wrath, not a release of energy caused by the slippage of tectonic plates.

Point : Realists aren't Atheists

I remember my Pengajian Malaysia teacher telling me that, Free Thinkers and Realists are people that don't believe in God and believe in total reality, they're actually insecure, faithless and worldly attached. Not. Free thinkers are people that have an open interpretation to matters pretaining to a universal (insert idea here), why can't a free thinker believe in God since his thoughts aren't inherently tied. False perceptions, fallitical at best, it's become so bad that creationists are actually blaming darwinists for using internet memes to fight them, yeah that's how stupid it sounds. Really, if people request proof, i don't blame them if they call believers of most religions stupid. Who would accept some half ass badly concocted reason some crackpot Imam/Pastor/Priest/Guru/Giant Panda told you to use. So in simple terms, atleast realists can see that Russle' teapot doesn't exist but don't deny it's existence on other planes. Religionists would say STFU, the teapot is there you blind, lonely, sad and insecure heathen!

Point : I hate people, that's why i'm doing this.

Geez, if i were give money when some jerk said that realists were specifically blinded by God. Really, if that were shittily true, Muslim can claim Christians have been misled by Allah's power, and Christians say that the Lord has cursed those poor Muslims and then the Jewish will claim that all the Gentile Goyim suck and are just posers and that Jesus and Muhammad was a fraud. Screw this shit, i want the ability to belive in God without spouting crap, isn't much to ask isn't it?

Well, here on i'll leave you with a thought and a great philosophy! And i added extras below.

If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time.

The reason organized religion merits outright hostility is that, unlike belief in Russell's teapot, religion is powerful, influential, tax-exempt and systematically passed on to children too young to defend themselves. Children are not compelled to spend their formative years memorizing loony books about teapots. Government-subsidized schools don't exclude children whose parents prefer the wrong shape of teapot. Teapot-believers don't stone teapot-unbelievers, teapot-apostates, teapot-heretics and teapot-blasphemers to death. Mothers don't warn their sons off marrying teapot-shiksas whose parents believe in three teapots rather than one. People who put the milk in first don't kneecap those who put the tea in first.

Hail the teapot believers that fail to use Reason! Bwhahahahahahahhahaha.

5 things i would love to be

Have you ever looked back into time and realized that somewhere along the lines you could have done something to achieve your dreams of doing something you truly loved? I'm sure many have! Ever dreamed of being a Great Business man and ending up as a road sweeper? Bah, obviously.

So here's my list of things i should have or should become.

1. Professional Insemination Specialist

WTF, I open the newspaper and see the Japanese are gawking at their Crown Princess having a baby. What the fuck is wrong is with these people? They make it sound as though making offspring is akin to growing bonsai. Really? What's there to know, stick it in, wait 9 months and tadaa! Child!

That's the problem with over developed urban states like Japan, Singapore and Hong Kong. People just don't have the will to have kids. They make it seem as though busting a load in woman *bleep* requires GPS tracking and FHSS based communications. And just to "come" requires the skill and patience of shaolin monks.

So, for a nominal fee of a few hundred bucks, i'll bang your wife. Of course being the charitable and down to earth man i am, i'll offer you a discount if she's hot. Too tired? Bah, i'll do it for you.


2. The HULK

Look, who doesn't want to grow all big, green and strong plus have fists like piledrivers? Barring the obviously homosexual Jolly Green Giant, Green, Big and Strong is good. Who doesn't say might makes right, anyone who disagrees with that is entitled to a free trip to the Sun.

Generally what's there not to like about being the HULK? The HULK isn't all about destroying stuff mind you. Being the Hulk can also bring about world peace. "HULK NO LIKE UNILATERAL ACTION WITHOUT UN SUPPORT OR MANDATE, HULK CRUSH PUNY WARMONGERS!!" See?

And hell, being the Hulk, i could have great opportunities to help mankind. Like in the field of population contol. "HULK NO LIKE RESOURCE HUGGING UNEDUCATED 3RD WORLD PEOPLE THAT BREED LIKE AOL DISKS WITHOUT REGARD OR RESPONSIBILITY, HULK SMASH TESTICLES!"

Now ain't that grand?

3. A Malaysian Member of Parliament

Now THAT'S a Job cum Occupation i tell you! It has to be the easiest job on Earth, plus you get money, ass and titties and you can get away with almost anyhting except running naked around bintang walk with the words "sexy" tatooed on your little bro. That's how awesome being in MP in this country is.

Generally Malaysian MPs hardly say anything constructive in the Dewan Rakyat. So it can be easily assumed that my brainpower won't be taxed enough to make it an issue. Really! The ability to call people names like "babi buta" and get away scott free with is excellent. Call people names, sit in Airconed Dewan, talk cock and get paid. Hells yeah!

For once in my life, i can prove my mother wrong by p4wning her lesson that spouting rubbish doesn't get you anywhere in life.

2. The King of Swaziland

My God! This man gets 4 wives a year. One word, Awesome. I wanna be just like him. Really, who cares if my country's allotted money for combating AIDS is used to buy myself a shiny new Mercedes Benz? And with near all powerful control on my small and pathetic nation, it doesn't seem half bad does it?

A guess what? All my wives are virgins when i marry them. Cherry popping ahoy! And to add to that, before i do them, they have to dance for me in fertility rite. That isn't awesome, that's fuck awesome. Anyways buying stuff at the expense of other has always been a pastime of mine that has never ceased to warm my heart.

Girls, Stuff, and an AIDS infested nations! Heaven DAMMIT! Everyone knows only gays and furries get AIDS.

1. A Sexually Confused Jpop Star

Is it just me, or is the amount of sexually confused Jpop stars that make Millions rising or what? What's the first thing a totally sane person should think? 1) Balk in ruvulsion 2) Generally Accept it 3) Give them a Chance 4) Be sexually confused? TEET. All wrong! 5) Jumping on the Goddamned Fagwagon!

Holy shiate! Just by combining Emo Gothing shit with lacy and feminine dress, i can literally make droves of dumb and totally exploitable teenage give up their asses for me. And i even get paid good money for doing it. Loving it? Totally! No way on Earth except via this occupation can i scream, Ass and Titties bitches! and Actually get it.

Not that bad considering all that i give up for the comfort of being a well known pop star and the numerous perks is my manhood and honour. Although i'd give up my manhod and honour for a whack at a supermodel anyday XD.

So that's my crappy list. I'm not into tagging people. So if you want to, just post a link of you post here as gratitude for my greatness.